笑いと忍耐
それにしても凄いね・・コロナウイルス対策。ここ２～３週間が勝負との判断によるものらしいが。それこそウイルスとの戦いに勝利しようと思えば、生半可な事では太刀打ちできない、というのはよく分かる。この難局に国民皆が力を合わせ、もし完全勝利を収めることが出来たらバンバンザイ。数字的には超微々たるもので、今のところ感染者は０.0000数％代であろうが、ここが勝負時。感染経路が分からなくなると防御しか方法が無くなり、それこそ大変なことになる。まーそのうち特効薬は出来るでしょうが、それまでは忍の一字で耐えるしかない。
私も３月だけで、会合、セミナー、イベント、旅行など７つ８つの予定が変更になった。
そこで人との濃厚接触を避け、一人で笑いのネタ探すと、出会ったのがサラリーマン川柳。我が家（妻と２人）の笑いのネタは、読売新聞の「子どもの誌」と「サラリーマン川柳」。
私が選んだサラリーマン川柳、ベスト１０。
１、いい数字 出るまで測る 血圧計
２、メルカリで 妻が売るのは 俺の物
３「また残業」 俺のツイート 妻いいね！
４、病院へ 来ない仲間を 心配し
５、よく切れる スマホの電池 うちの妻
６、生産性 語る上司の 非効率
７、会議終え 本音を言いに 喫煙所
８、大安か 上司出張 妻不在
９、「あの頃は！」 今を語れぬ 我が上司
１０、切った後 価値が上がった 株と彼
That’s great…coronavirus protection. It seems to be due to a decision that the last two to three weeks are the best time to win. I understand that if you want to win the war against the virus, you can’t do anything half-assed. If all the people can work together in this difficult situation and achieve a complete victory, then bang bang bang. In terms of numbers, the number of infected people is very small, and so far the number of infected people is probably in the 0.0000s, but this is the time to win. When the route of infection is not known, there is no other way but to defend against it, and that’s when things get really bad. Until then, we have to endure it with the word “shinobi”.
I also had seven or eight rescheduled meetings, seminars, events, and trips in March alone.
So, I avoided dense contact with people and looked for laughing material by myself, and came across a salaryman’s willow. In our family (my wife and I), the source of our laughter is the Yomiuri Shimbun’s “Children’s Magazine” and the “Salaryman’s Willow”.
The best 10 salaryman’s willows that I chose.
1. I’ll measure until I get a good number. Sphygmomanometer.
Two, she’s selling my stuff on Merckari.
3: “Working overtime again.” My tweet, “I like my wife.
Four, we’re worried about our friends who don’t come to the hospital.
5, cell phone batteries run out, my wife.
Six, productivity. Inefficiency of a boss who talks about productivity.
Seven, after the meeting, I went to the smoking area to say good-bye.
8. Dayan, business trip to the boss, no wife.
9, “Those were the days! I can’t tell you now, my boss.
Ten, after the cut, the value went up. The stock and him.
